Paste your landing copy (headline on the first line) and get roasted — clarity, credibility, calls to action, pricing signals, trust, claim risk, and wall-of-text warnings. Witty but kind: we punch at the copy, never at you, and every burn comes with the fix. Runs entirely in your browser; nothing is stored or uploaded.
Roast score
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Readiness signals only. No guarantee of revenue, legal compliance, security, app-store approval, ranking, or launch success.
This roast flags heuristics, not truth — it is not legal advice, and a well-done score can still convert if the offer is right. A human should judge context. Runs in your browser; nothing you paste is stored, tracked, or uploaded anywhere.
By Everstead Labs · eversteadlabsllc.com · not legal advice · runs in your browser · nothing you paste leaves this page.